Best WhatsApp Status in Hindi 2018

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if I am wired with you then I like you..

when nothing seems right then go left…

Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…

If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..

High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!

Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..

Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..

do not drink and park _accidents cause people.

I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..

3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!

Excuse me …. Please empty your pockets …. I think U stole my heart.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching….!!

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂

If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!

Alcohol will give different, type of power!

Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer…##

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..

Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone…

When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.

!Brain is Work More ..When You can use…..

Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!

No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!

People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…

काश सूरज Ki भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखती

Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो Mera खराब रहता है…

Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.

सुबह से दौड रही है चाकू लेकर पगली मेरे पीछे.. मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था “दिल चीर k देख, तेरा ही नाम होगा”

All the Rules are made.. to be break.

I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.

I just need a good Wifi & Wife.

Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?

Marriage is the cause of divorce.!

I’m cool but global warming made me very hot

Cigarette chodna sabse aasaan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!

Save Water, Drink Wine!!

My heart is stolen..can I check your bra

Always respects your self!

Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it

You can never buy LOVE….But still U have to pay for it ..

भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं।

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity..

Life is too Short – Chat Fast!

दुनिया Ki सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ

I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..

Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.

तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “

Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…

बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।

If I agreed with you we both were wrong.

Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.

ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है..

Status: I on Not on whatsapp..

बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment Telivision ” है।

When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

My style is unique don’t copy it plz!


Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode..

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy .



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